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Post by Catriona on Mar 27, 2006 6:29:53 GMT -5
The man who received the bra stares at it in an odd mix of hypnotism and dismay. The bartender mutters a little and gestures wildly at the bouncers, who are making steady progress towards the bar. Liira glances over to them and sighs annoyedly, then she throws her arms fully around Puck and kisses him...
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Post by Puck on Mar 27, 2006 12:50:34 GMT -5
Puck pulls back and smiles, shaking his headm his white hair waving around like so many lines of light. He clicked his tongue against his teeth. "Ah ah ah, none of that now dearie. I like my soul right where it is. Hehehe, I thought you'd do that, but hey. Nothing without risk, eh?"
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Post by Catriona on Mar 27, 2006 12:56:01 GMT -5
Liira pouts.
"Spoilsport."
She hops off of the bar, her high heels clicking on the ground, and takes her bra back from the astonished patron.
"Thank you."
She puts it back on and gives a little wave to the others who are still staring, mouths hanging open. The bouncers stop and exchange a look.
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Post by Puck on Mar 27, 2006 13:06:21 GMT -5
Puck hops down, snatching up his coat and sliding it back on over a bare chest. He didn't really bother wearing anything under the coat most of the time. He wondered idly if anyone thought his tattoos were cooler than theirs. If it made at least one person cry, he could leave happy.
"Pft, what, does that mean we're not dating anymore? Where's your sense of adventure?" Succubus or not, he still liked her. Hells, he knew she was a Succubus before this started up. "Here I thought Demons were spiffy and happy with challenges and interesting new developements."
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Post by Catriona on Mar 27, 2006 13:39:05 GMT -5
"I'm also starving."
She states matter-of-factly.
"Idiot wizards and their Summon Demon spells. One moment you're happily screwing a random Halfer, the next you land on your ass on some backwards material plane with an ancient dude in a dress dancing like a bloody maniac around some silly amateur magic circle and you're stuck in a stinky hole on the outskirts of the Multiverse."
She takes a glass out of the hands of the man she previously grabbed her bra from and takes a swig.
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Post by Puck on Mar 27, 2006 14:05:39 GMT -5
"What's not to be happy about? You're out of the Abyss, you got to see and old man dance in a dress- that'd make me laugh for ages!- and are now in a place where you can have as much fun as Fiendishly possible!" Puck spins and twirls, hopping around occasionally. He notes the other two and grins. "Hey, white hair! Anyways, there's lots to do and places to go and things to see and fun to be had and so on and so forth and so forth on.
I mean, how many Fiends can say they have free reign in the Prime Material?"
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Post by Alexander The Great on Mar 27, 2006 14:25:07 GMT -5
Alexander looks at the other two quite amused as the woman walks off mostly naked. She nods in her direction.
"I think we can safely consider her strip-searched."
She laughs a little to herself.
"Otherwise, fuck knows." She throws a few glances around the bar and laughs as Puck makes note of her hair before returning to Ignis "Think I'll need it?"
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Post by Catriona on Mar 30, 2006 3:34:08 GMT -5
L] "Hm."
Liira sets the glass she took, empty now, on the bar.
L] "You have a point. Excuse me a second."
She promptly turns to the man who spilled over Ignis- and who is still staring at her- grabs him by the front of his shirt, and pulls him close. The bouncers, not quite sure if the situation is resolved, just stand there a ways away, shaking their heads in confusion. Most patrons shrug and go back to whatever they were doing. The bartender grumbles and mutters and complains, picks Liira's dress from the bar and tosses it in her direction- it falls on Ignis' head, pretty much as the bra did earlier. While Liira passionately kisses the patron, the bartender, having grown some balls, moves over to Alex.
B] "Get away behind my bar, chickie."
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Post by Ignis on Mar 30, 2006 3:54:58 GMT -5
"MRPH!"
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Post by Puck on Mar 30, 2006 3:58:33 GMT -5
"ACK! No! Soul sucking random patrons is bad! I mean I know this is a bar and all, but I don't see pedestrian on the..." Puck checks the menu before finishing that statement. "...on the menu! Nope. I'm sure cults like being on menus, cuz they like to piss Fiends off and stuff and it would be bad to eat the poor guy, cuz he's, you know, poor... ok, it is probably a mercy, so it ain't the Fiendish thing to do to kill him, so we can find thieves or something for you, yes? I know this pleasant man who owes me money and stuff and..."
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Post by Catriona on Mar 30, 2006 4:08:00 GMT -5
Liira turns around, still holding the man (who is by now looking stunned) and sighs.
"Okay fine- he tastes like pineapple anyway. Never liked pineapple."
She lets go of him. He immediately drops to the floor, sitting on his behind looking stunned and stupid. She takes her dress off of Ignis and puts it back on.
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Post by Ignis on Mar 30, 2006 4:17:20 GMT -5
Ignis pauses, taking a moment to reflect on the events that had occurred... then grinned at the woman. "Thanks, but you don't have to put it on yet if you don't want, really."
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Post by Catriona on Mar 30, 2006 4:28:49 GMT -5
Liira zips up the dress and sets one hand on her hip. She gives Ignis a small grin, and appears to be just about to retort when there is a little riot at the entrance to the tavern.
"Hey you can't just-"
"How rude!"
"Ow! Mother-"
Someone is making himself (or herself) a violent way through the crowd of patrons, many of whom object loudly. The bouncers turn around and head for the disturbance.
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Post by Puck on Mar 30, 2006 4:35:57 GMT -5
Puck mutters something about people and fire and how crowds clear and there are less people when there is a fire.
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Post by Ignis on Mar 30, 2006 4:38:49 GMT -5
"Well yeah, it'd clear them out, but screaming the word does it without hurting people and without wasting fuel, which would be, in this case, alcohol." Ignis replied smoothly to Puck's mutters, mug still in hand as he watched the world steadily fall apart around him. He took another sip.
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