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You have reached Eluria,
a fine place for freeform RP and D&D board games.
If I do say so myself.
Should you be interested in joining,
please check the "Welcome" thread in the General section,
or contact Jingzu or Catriona on MSN.
You are very welcome to read free access posts
and to make an account which gives you access
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You may jump into freeform at any time;
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If you are still staring at this news fader, please realise
that that was about all the useful things it had to say.
This news fader has recently been renewed
after complaints about it getting old.
I'm not that old, am I?
Does this blue make me look fat?
Well, nyah.
You try being a nearly four-year-old forum
without being occasionally down on your looks.
Anyway, this is now a renewed newsfader, yes sirree,
all spiffified and up-to-date and state-of-the-art.
Therefore, as a courtesy to those appreciating my poetry enough
to actually request more of it,
I shall now display my latest creation,
for your continuous intellectual reading pleasure.
Hang on to your chair, here I go.
You're not hanging on.
Hang on!
Good. There I go then.
*ahum*
A burger is, in common rule,
The product of a cow.
You hurt the burger: as a rule,
The burger will say "ow."
Yet when the burger whinnies,
When you prod it in the side,
Chances are (I'm telling you)
There's something not quite right.
How did you like that, eh?
I did not, actually, write it myself.
I modified it a little.
Don't tell anyone.
So, want more?
There's more if you want.
Yes?
Yay!
Try this one:
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves, Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
"Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought?
So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back.
"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" He chortled in his joy.
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
The end.
That was Jabberwocky, by my great hero, Lewis Carroll.
*sniff*
Excuse me. The part about the Bandersnatch always makes me all weepy.
Oh, you may like this one:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
(hee hee hee)
Poem writes you.
So, was that enough poetry for you?
Alright, so I didn't write any of this myself.
I'm only a news fader, remember.
So you can't really blame me for not being a literary genius.
But if you insist, maybe...
... just maybe...
... I might have a little something for you.
You've got to read it the American way or it won't rhyme.
*ahem*
I'm not a defeatist, but I've known this since forever:
Time once lost won't come back- never.
And you know, it's now 30 minutes later,
Than when you started on this fader.
Hee hee hee.
So, had enough yet?
Because my throat is getting dry.
Excuse me.
[back soon]
[back soon]
[back soon]
[back soon]
There, I'm back.
Now off you go, read threads,
or go do something useful with your life.
Because I'm about to recycle my message,
and you just spent way too long staring at the screen.
Off you go!
Do something!
POST SOMEWHERE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!
*ahem*
Anyway.
I'm recycling my message.
You can either read it or not.
Suit yourself.
Aaaaaaaand...
... there I go again!

General

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29 852 Rebirth of Eluria
by Taenim
Dec 15, 2013 1:53:20 GMT -5
No New Posts Random

This is an OoC board for more or less random banter.

 18 692 The Character Chaser
by Geri
Mar 9, 2021 14:31:28 GMT -5
No New Posts Uber characters of Eluria

Level 50 and above characters.

 4 11

Eluria

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No New Posts The Central City

The heart of the Planar City of Eluria

 15 15,551 Seeker's Library (2)
by Rinathan
Jan 17, 2008 14:17:27 GMT -5
No New Posts Greyfriars

A not-so-very good neighbourhood, one of the sections of Eluria.

 8 344 The Warehouse
by Bix
Feb 3, 2005 12:01:56 GMT -5
No New Posts The Slums

The slums of Eluria, home of the poorest.

 8 915 All Souls: School
by Julia of Hillsdown
Nov 14, 2004 12:46:39 GMT -5
No New Posts Erebos

This section is for those who are just scraping by.

 5 229 All Souls Erebos
by Rumerin
Feb 4, 2006 12:59:36 GMT -5
No New Posts Lorica Vite

The ring of steel can be heard from every corner.

 5 117 Safe House
by Míriel Ithildin
Nov 6, 2004 18:25:50 GMT -5
No New Posts Veneficus

A section devoted to the study and development of magic.

Moderators: Jingzu Lunaria, Catriona

8 253 The Scrollrack, Spellshop and Misc.
by Physicker
Jun 12, 2008 13:14:18 GMT -5
No New Posts Asphodelos

This section is for the middle-class.

 9 797 Calurin's house
by Calurin
Dec 12, 2004 12:45:27 GMT -5
No New Posts Elysium

Forget your troubles and have some fun!

 14 1,481 The Golden Heaven
by Yvocca Shering
May 27, 2008 11:28:08 GMT -5
No New Posts Caleria

The district of the well-to-do, this is a place with many rich mansions.

 17 2,018 No, they ain't lined with gold, berk. :P
by Sieg
Dec 25, 2007 17:21:55 GMT -5
No New Posts The Bazaar

The section sized shopping mall.

 7 488 The Docks
by Elanor
May 27, 2008 11:31:35 GMT -5
No New Posts Pygmalion

The section where things are crafted.

 10 166 The Willow Art Supply & School
by Tinnu Hargweth
Apr 23, 2006 14:00:03 GMT -5
No New Posts The Sewers

Every major city has them. Not a pleasant place at all.

 4 310 The Sewage Guild
by Pherz'l Zur'an
Feb 4, 2006 7:40:08 GMT -5
No New Posts The Portals

The many portals around Eluria

 31 720 The Cloudy Portal
by Ashe Merian
May 6, 2005 13:21:53 GMT -5

The Undercity

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You risk far more than just your life if you travel to these dark depths.

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The Planes

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All the rest of the multiverse.

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Sub-boards: Transitive Planes, Inner Planes (Planes of the Elements), Outer Planes (Planes of Belief), Sigil

59 547 The Battle ground
by Otaro
Jan 14, 2008 2:35:27 GMT -5

Alternative Primes

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No New Posts Faentaure

A secluded city of Elves in the woods of Entarion.

Moderator: Catriona

5 185 Faentaure: Government Palace
by Satorius
Dec 11, 2004 17:43:27 GMT -5
No New Posts Forven

A lost world without hope of redemption...

Moderator: Velius

2 81 A summary of a world
by Nihlis
Dec 14, 2007 16:37:30 GMT -5
No New Posts The Bastion of Souls

The birthplace of all souls, and the stage for a final battle.

Moderators: Jingzu Lunaria, Catriona

1 565 The Bastion
by Jingzu Lunaria
Apr 15, 2009 10:11:51 GMT -5

Miscellaneous

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 10 214 Favourite pieces
by Sirrico
Jan 20, 2007 16:13:57 GMT -5
No New Posts D&D

Here we talk about our favorite game... yes, we are nerds. And proud of it. Sue us.

 8 63 The Planes
by Tarot da'Sabre
Jun 17, 2004 16:22:32 GMT -5

Game Boards

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No New Posts Darakin ~ D&D

The frozen world of Darakin awaits...

Moderator: Jingzu Lunaria

Sub-board: The World of Darakin

21 3,352
No New Posts Edindor

Kitty's D&D game. Please note playing is on a permission base only.

Moderator: Catriona

16 13,985
No New Posts Eluria! ~D&D

The city we all know and love, save with dice...

Moderator: Jingzu Lunaria

9 2,294
No New Posts Ansheme

Yet another D&D game. For addicts.
Not terribly fast so little-access players welcome.

Moderator: Catriona

8 603 Mephistopheles
by Catriona
Aug 22, 2006 17:57:06 GMT -5
No New Posts Ishtaria

Several tales and several lives. All the threads come together.

Moderator: Jingzu Lunaria

5 253
No New Posts Dark Sun

Athas, the dead world, is where you will gain the ability to survive, push on and defeat any challenge set before you. Or you will die.

Moderator: Jingzu Lunaria

4 928 Athasian Chit Chat (ooc thread)
by Jingzu Lunaria
Sept 30, 2006 13:21:10 GMT -5

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