what's he sed (sp?)

[Mellinore Brightshield]

Ladies and gentlemen, I was pointed to this article today. It is one I feel we can all benefit from. If only for the style of presentation.

A fine and eloquent rant.

And yes, I know my spelling is atrocious. I keep missing the keys.

Feel free to correct my typing if you quote something I post with a spelling error. Thanks.

Thanks to da_chicken, on the Nifty board, for finding this for us.

Well you asked for it...

[Shanel Maelinial]

ROTFL!!!!! Oh my god...that is so funny and so true.

The second of your individual and unique punctuation choices is to remember that on the Internet an apostrophe is used for two things only: first, the word “it's” should contain an apostrophe in all instances except when substituting for “it is”; second, an apostrophe indicates that a noun is plural. Thus: “the jogger's ran buy the car's while listening to there MP3's.” There is a simple elegance to Internet punctuation.

That is something I'm guilty of, I admit. I almost burst out laughing when I read that.

You can type “i ownz j00! i am a haxx0r!” instead of “I live in my parents' basement and have never kissed a girl.”

Too true, too true. That was amazing. I fell out of my chair laughing when I read that.